THE DAY AFTER

Spent the day recovering.

Rumours have started to circulate about what the English cricket team got up to after the match. Apparently several players and members of the management team got on the lash until 4am when, Freddie Flintoff, their star player, bribed a security guard at their resort and took a pedalo for a ride and capsized it and eventually had to be rescued. Probably not the sort of behaviour that their fans expect after they have parted with several thousand pounds each to come over here to support them.

I bet the tabloids are having a field day.

We also heard that some of the Kiwi team were drinking all night as well. The main differences being:

  • Kiwis can handle their alcohol
  • Kiwis can swim
  • The NZ media isn’t likely to hang our team out to dry toi sell a few papers

In other games Ireland beat Pakistan which is the biggest cricket upset that any of us can remember. This is bad news for Pakistan who are now unable to finish first or second in their pool and will be going home soon. It’s great news for us though as they are our bogey team.

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