Terror attack on UK by pagan fundamentalists
Some of you may know that my skeptical nature leads me to take the piss out of all manner of people with wacky super being beliefs. Well last week I scorned the pagans who were going to use “rain magic” to wash away a giant painted Homer Simpson on the hill next to the Cerne Abbas Giant.
Well it looks like I was completely wrong and those pagan terrorists have attacked the UK with their rain magic to devastating effect. Watch this space for reports of police action to round up these pagan fundamentalists who will stop at nothing to impose their ancient belief system on the people of the UK.
