DAY 64 – NEW RELIGION – SEND MONEY NOW
Did a day trip up to Rila monetary. The monastery was really impressive and proves that there is plenty of money in organised religion. As I don’t already have an imaginary-super-being I am thinking of starting my own religion. Will have to come up with some commandments and post office box for the cheques. Think I will call my god Bob and instead of going to church at an obscene hour on Sunday morning you can do your worship any night of the week at the pub. Any of you who don’t have an imaginary-super-being or are unhappy with the unreasonable rules of your current one can switch to believing in Bob. You will get just as much salvation as your current religion but at half the cost. And there will be other benefits like more beer and sex. Oh and girls can join for free (Greg’s brilliant idea).
Tonight was my last night out with Greg. Sadly skipped the last piss-up as Greg had another suspect hangover. The latest theory is that the problem may be caused by something in Redbull.
Saw a movie called Super Troopers. Very funny I fully recommend you see this movie, baked if possible.
