Archive for 2007

Brand new blog

Friday, November 30th, 2007

I have started a brand new blog for www.banglebangle.co.uk to publish information about the progress of the site and more general bangle information.

It can can be found on http://www.banglebangle.co.uk/blog/

Banglebangle.co.uk goes live!

Friday, November 9th, 2007

In the most entrepreneurial thing I have ever done in my 35 years on this planet I have imported thousands of bangles and am starting an online jewellery business with my girlfriend Rachel. And before you ask starting an online jewellery business is not the first step on the slippery slope to life as a cross dressing web developer.

BangleBangle.co.uk (November 2007)

The site is called “bangle bangle” and can be found at http://www.banglebangle.co.uk

How can you help?

  • Link to my site – to get a better ranking on search engines like Google I need to get other sites link to http://www.banglebangle.co.uk. The more incoming links I have the more seriously the search engines will take me and the better my ranking will be. So if you have a blog or a Facebook/Ringo/Bebo page or even your company’s website then please ad a link to http://www.banglebangle.co.uk. Any links you add would be greatly appreciated.
  • Tell your friends – Sites like this can generate a lot of traffic from word of mouth. If you have friends who like bangles forward this email to them. Or even if you have friends who hate bangles but who might know someone who doesn’t hate bangles forward this email to them. And tell them to forward it on to their friends!
  • Tell your friends to link their blogs to me ;) – incoming links are everything for search engines and everyone who links to the site will be helping out.
  • Make suggestions – I am new at this and any ideas or suggestions you have would also be appreciated.

It has take months of work to get this far and there is still loads to do so keep popping back every now and then to see how it is going.

PS don’t forget to LINK TO MY SITE!

Lessons from the world cup

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

The main lessons that all All Blacks supporters must learn are the following

  1. Don’t count your chickens
  2. Don’t count your chickens

I think that is pretty much all of the important things.

Gripe about the quality of the tickets

When we purchased our tickets for the Cup we opted to pay the extra money and get the second best of the four categories available. This led to us getting some great seats and some pretty dismal seats. In some stadiums like Marseilles and Toulouse we had amazing seats. But in Lyon, Edinburgh and Cardiff we were stuffed up behind the goal posts on the lower levels. They were hardly the second best seats available in those stadiums as it is very difficult to understand what is going on in a game of rugby from seats like these. The root of the problem seems to be that some stadiums like Marseilles seem to have a clear understandable hierarchy of good seats and bad seats. Some other stadiums like Cardiff and Edinburgh you can end up sitting almost anywhere regardless of what you pay. My personal conspiracy theory is that this is done by home stadiums to charge away fans a premium price and still give them rubbish seats.

These pictures should show you what I mean. The first one is Marseilles and is pretty good. The last two are Cardiff and Edinburgh and the good seats are all over the place. The order of the seating quality is

  1. Pink (best)
  2. Blue
  3. Green
  4. Orange (worst)

Merseilles seating plan

Murrayfield Edinburgh seating plan

Millenium Stadium Cardiff Seating plan

This is definitely something that should be looked at for future world cups and international tests in general.

Kiwis need some bloody better songs to sing at the rugby

A lot of the time during the semi final ther was so much French singing and general noise that it felt like the game was being played in Pais. Basically the fans need to lift our game in the stands when the All Blacks need more support on the field.

Liverpool has “Never Walk Along”. England had “Swing low”. The French have at least two anthems about blood letting that they all know and sing like there is no tomorrow. These songs fill the stadium with noise and must give a hell of a lift to the players on the field. All we have is “All Blacks, clap clap, clap”. It’s depressingly slow even compared to dirges like “Never Walk Alone” and “Swing Low and I don’t imagine it provides much emotional support for the players on the field.”

We have loads of great songs as a nation we just need to choose a few to belt out at the rugby. I have decided on the following criteria:

  1. All Kiwis must know all the words – we can work on this
  2. It must be easy to sing
  3. If must be a song where the tune is mostly held in the words
  4. It must be uniquely Kiwi and emotionally motivational

I am open to suggestions.

Russ and I are starting a Facebook group to get some discussion going on this.

Give the Japanese a go

The other Facebook group that we are starting is one backing Japan to host the Rugby World Cup after New Zealand in 2015. They have already hosted a thoroughly successful and much larger football world cup in 2002 and they deserve it. Also I would love to spend 7 weeks in Japan backpacking and getting to know the locals :)

The French have hosted an excellent World Cup

Those of us who have been to all the games agree that the French have thrown the best world cup ever. The stadiums have been sold out even for the games between small teams from far away places. The way the French have throw themselves behind the World Cup and the general atmosphere has been awesome. They even managed to convince the locals not to whistle when opposition goal kickers are taking shots at goal. Add to that the sunny weather in Southern France and the French food, French wine, not to mention the topless beach and it has been a magical few weeks in France.

If the intellectual titans at NZRFU don’t send a delegation to France to look long and hard at how the French organised this world cup then they will have missed a golden opportunity. Mind you these are the same monkeys who when they had a golden opportunity to build a brand new stadium for the World Cup in NZ in 2011 instead managed to secure temporary seating for run down old Eden Park. Not a good omen.

Unanswered questions

  1. Why did we lose to a third rate French side away from home? I am still not sure.
  2. Why do all the French smoke so much? Don’t they know it is bad for you?

That is all I have to say for now.

South Africa win it easilly

Saturday, October 20th, 2007

South Africa progressed slowly through the knock-out stages to beat the 12th ranked team in the world, Fiji, the 6th ranked team in the world, Argentina and the 7th ranked team in the world, England.

It is a real pity that New Zealand (1st), Australia (2nd) and France (3rd) were all too weak to make the final.

The rankings I am using are the IRB pre tournament rankings.

In the third/fourth place play-off Argentina repeated the victory they had over the French in their pool to show the world it wasn’t a fluke. The Argentinians have surprised a lot of people this tournament and are one of a few teams that have shown real courage and determination. The only other teams I would single out for praise would be England and Tonga who both did much better than expected.

Other teams like Australia, Ireland, Wales and New Zealand go home with nothing but difficult questions.

The joke of the tournament has to be:

Q. What do you call the 7th and 8th place play off at the Rugby World Cup
A. The Bledisloe Cup

After a hugely successful run where he only nearly missed one flight for going to the wrong airport Phil finally missed one of the weekends because he thought “we were leaving on Friday night.”

Phil's seat on the Eurostar

We did manage to get this photo that was a dead ringer at Disneyland in Paris.

Phil sleeping AGAIN!!!

Just when you think it couldn’t get any worse

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

South Africa predictably thrash Argentina. And a gutsy English side beat France. So the team that knocked us out can’t even beat England. Great.

I missed the whole thing at my friends wedding in Mondragon, Spain.

Bloody Cardiff

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

The weekend started as usual with a massive party on the way to the game city. This week it was Cardiff. Cam hired a van that could fit 15 people and had enough room to stand in the back. So stand we did playing old school Kiwis classics and singing at the tops of our lungs. As the driver and the only sober person in the van Cam put up with a lot of shit and never complained. Respect.

Cam drove the van and we drove Cam nuts

The party fizzled out on arrival in preparation for a long day partying on Saturday.

Saturday we got up in the usual manner had a plate of grease each and sewed the flags of the teams we had defeated onto our overalls.

Our venue of choice for the Australia v England quarter final was the mighty Cardiff Walkabout which was full to bursting with Kiwis when we arrived.

Reese, Hubbers, Scotty and Scotty's missus

The England v Australia game was a great spectacle with England dominating up front and slowly grinding Australia down. My Australian girlfriend was not at all happy that the whole of the Kiwi contingent in the Walkabout loudly supported England. She saw it as an ANZAC betrayal. As I tried to explain to her at the time, New Zealand have good reason to be afraid of Australia and almost none to be afraid of England. Our quarter final was still six hours away and we were swept up in the drunken euphoria of people who thought their place in world cup history had become that much more certain with the departure of our old nemesis Australia. Needless to say, she didn’t understand.

Hubbers and Rachel

Little did we know that we would suffer the same fate later in the day.

Knocked out by the French – again

There is no denying that Wayne Barnes and the linesmen had a shocker. Not just missing the French forward pass and sending McAlister off, but also in the penalty count in general. Nine penalties to two against you when you do 80% of the attacking just doesn’t make sense. I would love to know what the average number of penalties is per game and how this highly skewed ratio compares to other games. The French also made nearly 200 tackles to our 50. Does this correlate with other games of rugby? Do the defenders under pressure concede more penalties or do the team with all the possession? In the second half we dominated possession and at one stage played 25 consecutive phasesm and still we couldn’t score. The French played with enormous dedication and discipline and the infringements they made were either not noticed or not acted on by the ref. With minutes to go and only 2 points behind the All Blacks were so sure they would get over the line for a try they didn’t take the smart decision to take a drop goal right in front of the French posts. This overconfidence or failure of leadership was the last in a long line of stuff ups that ultimately cost us the game. We were utterly utterly gutted.

We tried to go out for a drink afterwards but no one was in the mood. For once time dragged when we were having rum.

In the aftermath it is disappointing that a small number of Kiwis went overboard with death threats to the ref and other online abuse. It makes us all look bad but hopefully rugby fans from around the world will realise that every country has a few dicks who take it too far to ruin it for everyone.

This time the Indonesian Government has gone too far!!

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Romania get spanked in Toulouse

Monday, October 1st, 2007

Another sunny weekend in France. Another easy game of rugby where a minnow gets swept aside. The second highlight of the game were the awesome seats we had. The 35,000 seater Stadium de Toulouse was really intimate and we had an amazing view of the game. The first and most amazing highlight was that Grant was sitting next to a quy who looked a lot like Albert Einstein. Grant who is probably the smartest in our group yelled this out to the rest of us somehow not realising that Albert Einstein was probably called Albert Einstein in France as well.

Grant and Albert Einstein

Russ continued his dominance of the pool we are running for each game. Each game we all put in five euros and try to pic the difference between the scores. Phil was the early leader but now it looks like Russ is in charge. Since running a pool often ends up with some of us loudly supporting the other side we have decided not to have any pools on All Black matches during the knock out stages as it might create bad fan karma.

russ claims his winnings

After the game we watched the Wales v Fiji game in a park beside the river that runs through Toulouse. The locals had set up a huge outdoor screen and bars, bbqs etc and it was a fantastic atmosphere. The game was so good I would recommend it to people who have never watched rugby before to get them into the sport. By the end when Fiji scored the winning try there were hundreds of people on their feet cheering for the gutsy Pacific Islanders. The handful of Welsh present must have felt very alone.

The usual partying ensued for the remainder of the weekend.

Glasgow and Edinburgh

Sunday, September 23rd, 2007

This weekend we decided to fly up to Glasgow on Saturday morning and have a night out there and train down to the match in Edinburgh on Sunday morning.

Whilst waiting for our plane at Gatwick we were approached by two security guards who wanted to know why we were wearing orange overalls. They left us alone when we explained that we were idiots from New Zealand who thought it would be fun to dress in bright orange overalls for the entire world cup. Later on we are asked the same question by two police officers armed with machine guns.

The rugby highlight of the weekend was the huge performance minnows Tonga put in against the lacklustre South Africans. Tonga gave the Saffas the shock of a life time and were still in the game at half time. The Saffas brought on all the big guns they were hoping to rest just after the second half and they had an immediate impact. The plucky Tongans never gave up and at the final whistle were just five points short of the greatest rugby upset of all time.

Following the game we toured the city and took in a few of the local bars until 4am. Surprisingly we were only refused entry to one location because of our bright orange overalls. The tour included a stop a Primark where I came up with the idea of a game where we could dress each other in anything we liked for a maximum price of five pounds. I thought this was another brilliant idea of mine until all the rest of the boys headed straight for the women’s department and we all spent the remainder of the afternoon looking like colour blind lunatics from the institute or cross-dressing alcoholics.

Primark gone horribly wrong

The most famous person we ran into this week was Will Mellor from “Two Pints of Larger and a Packet of Crisps”

The boys with Will Mellor from

Sunday morning we took the train to Edinburgh for our biggest match so far. Scotland’s fielded a second string side as they rested their top players for their all important clash with Italy in next weekends final round of the pool competition. The winner of the Scotland/Italy clash will progress to the knock out rounds. The loser will go home in humiliations. Despite racking up 40 points the All Blacks looked rusty with at least two other tries getting dropped and Carter missing half his kicks at goal.

After the game we went to Edinburgh airport for our flight to London. We unexpectedly ran into the All Blacks who we think were flying to Marseilles. I didn’t speak to any of them of course because even though I am 3 years older than the oldest All Black I still feel like an unworthy child around sporting superheroes. It was well cool to see them up close though and the whole airport stopped to stare at them.

Coozer is coming back

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Listening to a podcast on 95bfm I heard breakfast DJ Mikey Havoc called Member of Parliament, Brian Tamaki a coozer live on air. Russell Brown, his interviewee said “what a great word”. Then Mikey Havoc said Dave Dobbyn got him back into using it. Awesome! Coozer is coming back!

This is my previous post on the coozer game that I made up.