Archive for October, 2005

BIRD FLU CATCH 22

Thursday, October 27th, 2005

If I catch bird flu, should I eat chicken soup? Will there be enough to go around after we kill all the chickens?

How I could tell that I overslept this morning

Sunday, October 2nd, 2005
  1. There was natural light in my room when I woke. Not a good sign at this time of year
  2. I got up of my own accord without cursing my alarm
  3. The house alarm went off when I left my room
  4. My flatmates rooms were empty
  5. The water in the shower was cold and had to be run to warm up
  6. The house was completely empty
  7. The first train I could catch was 6 minutes away and was third in line
  8. But perhaps most tellingly the main reason I could tell that I had overslept was: My boss’s boss who made a big fuss over my being late yesterday is sitting opposite all week :(