Archive for September, 2005

SKY NEWS FINALLY FUGURE IT OUT

Friday, September 9th, 2005

The First Chimp is busted

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I INVENTED A WORD RECENTLY

Tuesday, September 6th, 2005

Meatatarian (n): A person who only eats meat.

Or at least I thought I did. Today I Googled ‘meatatarian’ to validate my claim to international fame and glory only to find there are already hundreds of entries for meatatarians.

They even have t-shirts :(

It goes to show no matter how smart you think you are there is always someone out there who is faster and smarter so all you can do is hope to see them crossing the road one day while you are driving a steam roller.

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AMERICA’S TSUNAMI

Friday, September 2nd, 2005
  1. Have you noticed all the people caught in this are black? Socioeconomics dictate your chances of survival.
  2. Why weren’t they prepared for this? Everyone knew it was in the post.
  3. The hurricane season is now longer and more powerful than ever before. Surely they won’t rebuild a city below sea level while they continue to let the energy lobby direct the environmental policy. This is why non-US citizens should be able to vote in US elections. Of course the basic problem with that would be that the next President would be Chairman Jiang Zemin.
  4. Didn’t someone say any civilization is only three meals away from anarchy? It seems they were right. Even for the most powerful civilizations.

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